“Night of the Zombies” Chainsaw Tee
Forget date night, this is fate night! Trapped in the woods, outnumbered by the undead, and armed with nothing but raw courage and a chainsaw that’s louder than your neighbor’s lawnmower at 6 AM. This shirt doesn’t just scream horror—it chainsaws it straight into your closet.
Printed on a 50/50 dry-blend T-shirt, it’s soft enough to sleep in (if you can sleep with zombies watching you) and durable enough to survive endless wash cycles—or the apocalypse, whichever comes first.